The Crinkling Decibel Nightmare
Execution Recipe
- Choose the most neon, vibrant synthetic fabric available (Neon Fuchsia or Electric Lime)
- Line the skirt interior with stiff crinkly packing parchment instead of soft cotton lining
- Add three layers of starched tulle petticoats
"I cannot take two steps in the quiet archives without sounding like a stampede of potato chip bags! The patrons are pelting me with bookmarks!"
Eleanor is exiled from the quiet reading rooms and banished to the noisy basement archives.